Conkers Rules

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Conkers Rules

Who played conkers as a kid? Or still does with their own kids? Or even adult friends? Many of us likely pass fallen horse chestnuts in the autumn with an examining eye and a nostalgia that takes us back to our childhood, right? Perhaps we pick them up and squirrel away the mahogany-coloured, polished fruits to prepare for a game. 

Conkers was once popular with both children and adults across the country, but has fallen from favour today. Yet, those who’ve played conkers will recall the sneaky tactics and tips and tricks whispered by parents and grandparents in a bid to help you beat your opponent. 

For those who don’t know about conkers (what?!) or need a refresher, let’s go over the rules of the game. In a nutshell (pun intended), the objective is, with your conker, to smash your opponent’s conker to smithereens. Easy peasy.

1. Choose your conker. This is a skill in itself. Look for symmetry and toughness, and even test the conker out by placing it in a bowl of water; if it sinks, you’re more likely to have a winner.

2. Prepare your conker. Half the fun is in the preparation. Ways to prepare a winning conker include soaking it in vinegar or baking it and polishing the exterior. Following this, make a hole through the conker – the smaller, the better – and poke through string or a shoelace. Tie it off, and you are ready to go.

3. Game time. Coin toss or rock-paper-scissors to determine who begins as the striker.

4. The striker’s opponent dangles their conker with the string to a length of about 25cm and stays as still as they can. The striker swings their conker at their opponent’s. If they hit it and it splits, the striker has won. If they hit it and the conker stays intact, that’s the end of their go. If they miss, they have two more attempts.

5. The game continues, switching between opponents, until a there’s a winner.

Learn the scoring system and finish the conker season with a high-scorer. A new conker is a 'none-er' as it hasn't beaten anyone yet. When it beats another conker, it's a 'one-er'. If it beats another, it becomes a 'two-er', and so on.

Whether back-garden fun or a serious tournament, it’s a fun game to play, and if you want to take the game to the next level, get practising and next year you could enter the World Conker Championships. 

Have fun. 

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